J.P. Linde
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Screenplays
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Screenplays
J.P. Linde
Writer
Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
Picture
​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.

Coming just in time for Halloween:

Picture
Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
​

“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”
And in November
From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde

​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
Picture
From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

The new novel from J.P. Linde
Picture
"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
What? A Contest? 
Picture
https://a.co/d/gsulDTu
THE GREAT HOLIDAY BOOK GIVEAWAY! 🎉

Win FOUR signed books from the J.P. Linde Pulp Universe!

To celebrate the season (and to give my books something to do besides stare at me from the shelf), I’m giving away signed copies of:
​
The Last Argonaut
Son of Ravage
Fool’s Gold
Tales from the Chair

All four, all autographed, all going to one lucky winner!

⸻

HOW TO ENTER (FREE ENTRY!)

Comment below — that’s it!
Just drop me a comment and say hello.

⸻

DOUBLE YOUR ENTRY (OPTIONAL)

Want two chances to win?

Buy a copy of Tales from the Chair (ebook or paperback)
Then email a screenshot of your receipt to:
[email protected]
Subject line: Bonus Entry – Tales Giveaway

Completely optional — but doubles your odds!

⸻

EXTRA ENTRY (OPTIONAL)

Tag a friend on any of my giveaway posts and tell them why they need some pulp adventure in their life.
Mention your tag in your comment or email, and it counts as another entry.

⸻
 DEADLINE

Entries close: December 19 at 11:59 PM PST
Winner announced: December 20
​

⸻

RULES (THE BORING BUT REQUIRED BIT)
    •    No purchase necessary to win.
    •    Purchases only count as optional bonus entries.
    •    Open to U.S. residents only.
    •    Only comments on this post or entries via jplinde.com count.
    •    Winner chosen at random.
    •    Please avoid bribing the judge with fruitcake.

Picture
Picture
Visionary Talent Agency
Betsy Magee (Agent)
​646-637-6044
[email protected]
Pitch materials are available upon request. Please contact me for access credentials.
anewtypeofhero.blogspot.com

14: Moving On

7/18/2025

0 Comments

 
One leaves Notre Dame with mixed feelings of awe, reverence, the ability of man to offer up a lasting monument to his faith, and most significantly, a real craving for ice cream. Luckily for me, there happens to be a world-famous ice cream shop within walking distance. It’s called Berthillon and, according to my wife, it is the best in the entire world. Well, excuse me, but I will be the judge of that.
But first, a quick stop before I traverse over the Seine and into the Left Bank. I need to stop by Shakespeare and Company and see if they have either of my books. Spoiler alert: They do not. But, for a writer at least, no trip to Paris would be complete without at least paying homage.

Shakespeare and Company, the famous English-language bookstore in Paris, is located on the Left Bank across from Notre Dame and has been open since 1951. However, it's important to differentiate this from the original Shakespeare and Company, founded by Sylvia Beach, which closed in 1941 during the German occupation of Paris.

The internet wrote that last part as I am extremely busy thinking about ice cream. When I arrived, the store had just opened and there was a line just to walk through. Ice cream would have to wait a little longer.
Once inside, I was treated to shelves and shelves of books in a relatively small space. The shelves serve as stanchions, the public weaving around slowly until they reach the cash register where hopefully they have an armful of either French or English books. In my case, I had neither, deciding to break off from the masses to climb the stairs into a life-sized replica of the loft where Ernest Hemingway, that’s right, Big Poppa, slept when he had nowhere else to stay. Small window, simple cot, wooden table and chair, several empty bottles. Ah, reminds me of my college days.
And I’m ready for some ice cream.

Leaving the bookstore, I headed for the bridge across the Seine. To my surprise, I found literally thousands of locks attached to the metal railings of the bridge. It turns out, each of these locks signifies a relationship and a love locked for eternity. There happen to be so many locks that the city was forced to remove them before the structure of the bridge was compromised and crumbled into the river. Ah, isn’t it just like love to accomplish what the Nazis couldn’t?
Now I’m really ready for some ice cream.

Berthillon is only several blocks away. My short journey toward diabetes was interrupted by the many stands of used books and art along the river. Here you can have your picture drawn or stop at one of the used book stands and see if you can find one of my novels there. Spoiler alert: You can’t.
Dejected in a way that only an unsuccessful author can be, I hurry on to drown my feelings in cold, creamy goodness. There is a lot of hype regarding this place and, you know what, everyone, including my wife, is right. This stuff is phenomenal. It is way beyond the ice cream of 31 flavors. This is ambrosia fit for the gods. I got a one-scoop cone of salted caramel, 300 Euros (actually only 4 to 7 depending on flavor), and darted off back toward the river to enjoy the sun, before continuing my first day in Paris.
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    RSS Feed

    Picture

    Archives

    November 2025
    October 2025
    September 2025
    August 2025
    July 2025
    June 2025
    May 2025
    April 2025
    March 2025
    February 2025
    January 2025
    December 2024
    November 2024
    October 2024
    September 2024
    August 2024
    July 2024
    June 2024
    May 2024
    April 2024
    March 2024
    February 2024
    January 2024
    December 2023
    November 2023
    October 2023
    September 2023
    August 2023
    July 2023
    June 2023
    May 2023
    April 2023
    March 2023
    February 2023
    January 2023
    December 2022
    November 2022
    October 2022
    September 2022
    August 2022
    July 2022
    June 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    March 2022
    February 2022
    January 2022
    December 2021
    November 2021
    October 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Proudly powered by Weebly