​Writers seldom like to talk about what they’re working on. They feel, and rightly so, that they might jinx it. I have never been one of those writers. And, in hindsight, it might have been a mistake to ignore that advice. But who am I to argue against my efforts to self-sabotage? It is part of what makes me distinctively me.
 
I can tell you this much. It is a comedy. There is some PG adventure, and it is a screenplay. Other than that, my lips are sealed. Only me and a buddy know what it is, and I think the wait will be worth it. Will it make some people mad? Maybe. Will it be irreverent? Maybe just a tad. Will the message hit the audience over the head like a two-by-four? Most definitely. As stated in the opening paragraph, it is part of what makes me distinctively me. 
 
On a slightly different note, I loaded up some information on Microsoft Copilot, and they created a lovely little poster that gives everything away. I have to say it is pretty damn cute.  Interest piqued? I thought so. Still sorry. 
 
But to keep the entertainment going. Here is what Microsoft CoPilot says about yours truly:
 
J.P. Linde, a versatile author, comedian, and scriptwriter, has left his creative mark on various platforms. Let’s delve into his intriguing journey:
1.     Comedy Scene Pioneer:

• For over three decades, J.P. Linde was an integral part of the Portland, Oregon comedy scene.
• In 1978, he founded the sketch comedy group called “No Prisoners.”
• In 1981, he performed a one-man comedy show titled “Casually Insane.”
• His humor resonated with audiences in clubs and colleges across the United States and Canada.
• In 1989, he made his national television debut on “Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.”

2.     Literary Ventures:

• J.P. Linde is not only a comedian but also an accomplished writer.
• He authored several captivating books:
  • “Fool’s Gold”: A barn-burning snow western adventure tale with a touch of love 1.
  • “Son of Ravage”: His second novel, which received acclaim 1.
  • “The Holographic Detective Agency: A Soloman Fisk Mystery”: A gripping work that combines science fiction and humor 1.
  • “The Last Argonaut”: An upcoming release that promises more literary excitement 2.

3.     Film and Scriptwriting:

• J.P. Linde’s creative talents extend to film and storytelling.
• He co-wrote and co-produced the feature motion picture “Axe to Grind.”
• His libretto graced the musical comedy “Wild Space A Go Go.”

4.     Connect with J.P. Linde:

• Explore more about J.P. and his work on his website: J.P. Linde’s Website1.
• Follow him on Twitter: @jplinde 1.
• If you’re curious about his creative process, you can ask him questions on Goodreads 1.

J.P. Linde’s blend of humor, writing, and storytelling continues to captivate audiences across different mediums. 
 
Thank you, Artificial Intelligence. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

​More layoffs, shuddered businesses, and studio fire sales – oh, my! Lately, Tinsel Town can seem to be a pretty unfriendly place. And yet, internet companies are still hawking their wares. They either promise to make your screenplay good enough or get it into the right hands. All for the low, low cost of $299.00. So, at least we know someone’s prospering right now.
 
These are the times when we need to think about why we write more than think about who we will be writing for. If anything, the odds of getting a script into the right hands are even less than they were ten years ago. Back then, it took only one person to say yes. Now, it takes a committee, and most of those sitting on the other side of the table are too worried about losing their job to decide whether your project moves along.
 
If I may be so bold. You write because you are a storyteller. Whether it is a blessing or a curse, there is nothing you would rather do. Think about that before you take your Xanax. It may just help to put everything in the proper perspective.
 

​The Sounds of Silence can be pretty deafening sometimes. Seems like it takes production companies longer and longer to decide if they want to take your material to the next level.
 
Relax. Everyone knows what they are doing. I say this for my benefit more than yours. I am a boomer who insists on everyone working on my level of intensity. And, news flash that ain’t happening. And that’s okay. Everyone has their way of doing things. Covid, a strike, and the drastically changing landscape of the entertainment industry are creating new challenges in communicating.  So, I take a deep breath and urge you to do what I do, work on something new!
 
I got a little number that I am very excited to trot out. It is nowhere near ready. In fact, I finally finished the first draft of the script. Seems like a certain novel got in the way. But now that it is all snow under the bridge, and work on my little comedy progresses. I will keep you posted.

​Happy New Week. 
 
I hope you are having a productive and great writing week. I, on the other hand, am preparing for my podcast with the legendary Oakey Tyree. Oakey is the host of Tell Me About Your Book. Obviously, we will be chatting up Fool’s Gold. The podcast tour is winding down and there only remains one more scheduled for March.  And then, it is off to eBay to sell one slightly used ring light and microphone.
 
Been working on a Christmas script and having a blast. I have been toying with the idea for quite some time, and it is finally coming together. 
 
I have been reading Walt Disney: An American Original by Bob Thomas. It is a very quick and informative read—a special shout-out to Libby and the San Francisco Library. I used to buy all my books, but age and space have limitations, so now I borrow exclusively from libraries. BTW, you can still find an uncensored dictionary in the California library system. 
 
J.P.’s recommended viewing:
 
Feud: Capote vs the Swans (FX)
 
Griselda (Netflix)
 
Cocaine Cowboys (Amazon)
 
You definitely want to watch CC first before you dive into Griselda.
 
Okay, well that is about it. See you in the funny papers.