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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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A Memoir by J.P. Linde
​​​Nearly fifty years after one unforgettable summer at the Shasta College Summer Theatre Festival, author J.P. Linde returns to discover what became of the people who changed his life—and why some places never really leave us. 
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J.P. Linde is a novelist, screenwriter, playwright, and former performer whose work spans fiction, film, theatre, and memoir. His stories explore humor, adventure, romance, and the moments that shape our lives.
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Click the photo above to read the One Summer Prologue
​Over the coming weeks on jplinde.com, I'll be sharing behind-the-scenes stories from the writing of the memoir, photographs and memories from the 1977 Shasta Summer Festival, interviews with former cast members, deleted scenes, and regular updates as One Summer moves toward publication. Every conversation uncovers another piece of the story. Every memory brings One Summer back to life.
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I hope you'll follow along.
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A Very Special Christmas Gift

12/24/2025

 
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I have been thinking all year of the gift I will be presenting  you this year, and I finally decided; Just Think of it as your bonus for turning in each week.  Enjoy and, most important, no regifting!

How to Differentiate Between the Duplass Brothers and the Duffer Brothers
First, an important clarification: neither sibling pair is affiliated with Property Brothers. No open-concept kitchens or shiplap will be involved.
The Duplass Brothers—Mark and Jay—are an American independent film and television production duo known for their mumblecore roots and character-driven storytelling. Their credits include The Puffy Chair, Baghead, Cyrus, and Jeff, Who Lives at Home, among others. If there’s awkward intimacy, emotional honesty, and a slightly rumpled couch involved, odds are you’re in Duplass territory.
The Duffer Brothers—Matt and Ross—are the masterminds behind the global phenomenon Stranger Things. Their wheelhouse includes supernatural horror, Spielbergian nostalgia, synth scores, and children facing world-ending threats with bikes and walkie-talkies.
As for who would win in a fair fight? Hard to say. The Duplass Brothers might out-talk you into submission, while the Duffer Brothers would probably summon something from the Upside Down. Either way, it would make one hell of a main event—pay-per-view, undercard optional.
It’s been a challenging political year, and my sincere hope is that now and then I’ve managed to inform you, distract you, or at least make you smile. Here’s to 2026. Wishing you all a wonderful new year.



Rob Reiner (1947–2025)

12/16/2025

 
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I  saw The Princess Bride in Westwood Village in 1987. The theater was packed, students lined up for the first evening show. At the time, Rob Reiner had already proven himself with This Is Spinal Tap, and I felt confident that if he stayed true to the source material — a book I already loved for its wit and originality — he would have something special on his hands.
 
He did more than that.
From start to finish, it was extraordinary filmmaking.
 
The screenplay, adapted by the novel’s author William Goldman, was perfect. The production was elegant without being showy. Mark Knopfler’s score was sweeping and unexpectedly tender. And Reiner’s touch — that rare ability to balance comedy, romance, sincerity, and fantasy — held it all together. Watching it with a full audience, hearing laughter ripple through the room, felt like one of those rare, communal moviegoing experiences you never forget.
 
Later that same year, I auditioned for a small film called Stand by Me. It was for an off-screen role — a radio disc jockey — and remains the only time I was ever called back for a second audition. No, that isn’t me in the finished film. The second audition didn’t land the way the first one did. That’s how it goes sometimes. I doubt Rob Reiner ever saw either audition, and I wasn’t far enough along for it to matter. Still, it remains a small, personal footnote in a career that intersected with his work in the most fleeting way.
 
The recent news surrounding Rob Reiner and his wife Michele is heartbreaking. It has left many of us stunned. Whatever the circumstances, the loss itself is profound.
 
Rob Reiner’s films mattered. They still do. He told stories that trusted the audience — stories with humor, warmth, intelligence, and heart. He brought joy without cynicism and emotion without manipulation. That kind of voice is rare.

We will miss the work.
We will miss the generosity of spirit behind it.
And we will miss the laughter.
 
Rest in peace.

The Anecdote

12/10/2025

 
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​The following is an encounter with a notable motion picture director whose glory days fell somewhere between 1903 and 1995. That should narrow this nameless individual down to, oh, a few thousand likely candidates.
Picture it: a Beverly Hills country club, late lunch, sunshine glinting off the Range Rovers. The occasion? A meeting to discuss a screenplay I’d written—one the director had pursued more than once.
Spoiler alert: although the script was optioned several times, the movie never got made. (Shocking, I know. Try to contain your gasps.)
This particular lunch was a first on several fronts.
  • First lunch at a country club.
  • First lunch with a director whose films I actually counted among my favorites.
  • And the first lunch where I found myself smack dab in every writer’s eternal dilemma: blind agreement or gentlemanly correction.
Let me explain.
The conversation had drifted to westerns—always dangerous territory. Most notably, one of my all-time favorites, The Magnificent Seven. I’d been lucky enough to attend a special screening years prior, complete with a Q&A by the legendary composer Elmer Bernstein himself. Truly one of the standout experiences of my movie-nerd lifetime. (And maybe a story for another week.)
Back to lunch.
Dessert arrives. I order a latte; the director orders a single scoop of chocolate ice cream—an oddly adorable choice from a man who once terrorized an entire studio system.
We’re talking westerns, composers, the usual. And then he drops it:
“Elmer Bernstein did NOT compose the music to The Magnificent Seven.”
Cue the writer’s dilemma.
Option One:
Smile warmly, nod, apologize, and pretend this towering fact you know to be absolutely true is suddenly a figment of your imagination. Because hey—maybe he’ll make your movie.
Option Two (recommended only for those over fifty, well-medicated, or just done with Hollywood nonsense):
Gently disagree.
Stick to your guns.
Watch the temperature in the room drop ten degrees.
Naturally, I chose Option Two.
Did the lunch get uncomfortable?
Oh, absolutely.
Did I stand my ground?
I did.
Did the movie ever get made?
A thunderous, unequivocal no.
But honestly, by that stage it wasn’t headed for production anyway, so I figured I might as well salvage my dignity—or at least the reputation of Elmer Bernstein.
Am I happy with my decision?
Sure. As happy as one can be after nuking their chances over a film credit.
And in the end?
It was a free lunch.
There’s always that.

Welcome to the 2nd Gilded Age

12/5/2025

 
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First, a quick refresher: The original Gilded Age (1870s–early 1900s) was a lightning-storm stretch of American history—booming industry, runaway innovation, and enough new money flying around to pave the streets in gold… assuming you ignored the child labor, the sweatshops, the political backroom deals, and the sort of wealth inequality that made the Titanic look like a dinghy.
Sound familiar? With the news of Netflix snapping up Warner Bros., I couldn’t help thinking we’ve circled right back to those “good old days”—only now the industrial giants have traded smokestacks for servers. Different era, same playbook: act in your own best interest, slap a friendly label on it, and hope no one notices the quacking. (A gentle nod here to Tim Cook: if it walks like a duck…)
And here’s the part we keep forgetting: history doesn’t just repeat—sometimes it remixes. We’re past the point of failing to learn from the past. We’re at the point where we’re reenacting it—division, scapegoating, and the age-old pastime of deciding who does and doesn’t “belong.” Just like the Gilded Age… only with better Wi-Fi.
So yes, make your money, nurse your grudges, do your thing. But just remember: the pendulum always swings back. And when it does, to quote the ever-reliable Ben Grimm, “It’s clobberin’ time.”

The Last Chapter

12/3/2025

 
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The second time around the block, silence wasn’t golden — it was a klaxon. Fortunately, I had Glen Held in my corner, and Glen isn’t the type to shrug and hope for the best. Ask him yourself, but I’m fairly certain a small storm of emails and texts went flying into the ether demanding to know what the hell was going on. It didn’t take long before the truth peeked out from behind the curtain.
Pro Se Productions had folded up its tent.
Perfect. A fully finished, fully edited novel… and nowhere for it to land!
Enter the next hero — the creator of Max Davies, the Peregrine himself — Mr. Barry Reese. Barry, the very definition of prolific, wasn’t about to let two authors drift off into the void. Practically before the dust settled, he let us know he’d be publishing both books under his newly formed Reese Unlimited banner, bundled into a series appropriately titled Flights of the Peregrine. Deals were made, handshakes exchanged, and just like that, Glen’s novel and mine were back from the dead and flapping their wings again.
Cut to November 2025: two Flights already in the air, with more warming up on the runway courtesy of some very talented writers.
My paperback of Flights of the Peregrine: The Last Argonaut just arrived, and it’s a stunner. A gorgeous edition, beautifully put together. And as I type this, I’m waiting on the hardback — yes, you read that right — both Glen’s Legends of the Earth and my own The Last Argonaut are now available as handsome hardcover collector’s items.
A lot of people deserve thanks, and they know exactly who they are. But for the record, one more round of applause for Mr. Glen Held, Mr. Dale Russell, and our caped crusader of the hour, Mr. Barry Reese. I thank you, Glen thanks you, and I’m pretty sure The Peregrine and The Red Menace tip their fedora and cowls as well.
Cheers.

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