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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.

Coming just in time for Halloween:

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Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
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“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”
And in November
From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde

​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
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From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

The new novel from J.P. Linde
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"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
Also by J.P. and available on 
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"J.P. Linde has successfully delivered a novel that is both a loving homage to the pulp fiction genre and a hilarious satire of it. "
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"Kill Bond! Now!"

2/21/2025

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Well, they finally managed to succeed where Goldfinger, Largo, Dr. No, Blofeld and Daniel Craig attempted before. James Bond is officially dead. Well, as good as dead. He is now in the hands of the streamers. Or as I like to refer to them, the real Spectre. Not that I am surprised. The last few films have been limping along, showing their age as it were. Three to six years between films is just way too long to get the old boy up. 

I have been a Bond fan since the fourth grade when the Smith family invited me along for a screening of Thunderball. Over fifty years of assaulting me as well as millions of other impressionable males with every improper way to interact with a member of the female sex.

But, besides my first glimpse of a naked female, filtered in various underwater colors by none other than Maurice Binder, Bond has been an invitation to action, suspense, gadgets and tours of places that I will never be. I will miss him for I fear the next incarnation will never be the same.   

Putting something in the hands of someone who is not inherently creative is like, well, its like putting our current President in charge of the Kennedy Honors. There may be a presentation but it will resemble Hee Haw more than anything with any ounce of dignity.

Bond is just another IP in a long line of IPs snatched up by conglomerates in order to strengthen their position with the streaming public. Star Wars, Marvel, D.C., Lord of the Rings, and Dancing With the Stars have all been snatched up only to deliver a diminishing return. I I shudder to think what they will do if they ever get their hands on The Golden Bachelor or The Masked Singer. 

Okay, I am just too depressed to go on. I need a double vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

RIP James Bond 
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