Letters to the Blog Master

For this week, I decided to dig into the old web comment section and address some of the many incredible comments that have popped up over the last few weeks. Please understand, this is only a small sampling and in no way reflects upon the intelligence of those who read my blog or visit my website.
First up, from someone calling himself “Flux 2.”
Flux 2 said:
I noticed the page's quirky script injection for the video iframe. Looks like you’re tinkering with how the media loads. That 282px video height from the Weebly-generated script gives me a retro-site vibe, which I somehow find charming.
Dear Flux,
Thank you for taking the time to visit the site and leave a comment.
First off, huh?
But I am glad you find the retro-site vibe charming. To be honest, that is kind of my whole deal. I have been told by friends that I am absolutely loaded with retro-site vibe.
Best,
J.P.

BRANDON JAILAL said:
MS HYSENI T L KENNEDY SECONDARY SCHOOL DISTRICT PROGRAM MY MOM NAME IS MAHALIA JAILAL WILL YOU BE HER NEW GIRLFRIEND
Dear Brandon,
Obviously, you are very excited by my site as you chose to write your comment entirely in CAPS. That level of enthusiasm is rarely seen outside of professional wrestling promos and certain family Thanksgiving dinners.
As for becoming your mother Mahalia Jailal’s new girlfriend, I appreciate the offer, but I am still transitioning into this exciting new phase of my life. Please be patient. I should be fully operational any week now.
Always appreciate a kind word,
J.P.

Then we have this message from “dijital pazarla”:
Bozygo, dijitalde fark yaratmayı hedefleyen bir İstanbul sosyal medya ajansıdır. Sosyal medya yönetimi, kreatif içerik üretimi, Meta & Google reklam yönetimi, marka stratejisi ve dijital pazarlama çözümleriyle markaları sadece görünür kılmaz; etkileşim, güven ve büyüme sağlar. Bozygo’da yaratıcılık stratejiyle buluşur, sonuçlar konuşur.
Dear Sevgili Dijita,
Nazik sözleriniz ve ziyaretiniz için teşekkür ederim. Bana bir bot göndermek için zaman ayırmanızı her zaman takdir ederim. Bildiğiniz gibi, çoğu insanın bot etkileşimleri hakkındaki düşüncelerinin aksine, ben bu konuda son derece olumlu düşünüyorum.
Brandon’ın annesinin erkek arkadaşı olmakla meşgul olmadığım zamanlarda, botlarla vakit geçiriyorum. En yakın arkadaşlarımdan bazıları bottur.
En içten dileklerimle,
J.P.
Well, there you have it. Just a small glimpse into the literally thousands of visits my website receives weekly. And as I can’t get through all of them, please know this, every few months I will actually read them.
So,  please keep  those cards, letters and comment forms coming.