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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.

Coming just in time for Halloween:

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Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
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“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”
And in November
From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde

​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
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From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

The new novel from J.P. Linde
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"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
What? A Contest? 
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THE GREAT HOLIDAY BOOK GIVEAWAY! 🎉

Win FOUR signed books from the J.P. Linde Pulp Universe!

To celebrate the season (and to give my books something to do besides stare at me from the shelf), I’m giving away signed copies of:
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The Last Argonaut
Son of Ravage
Fool’s Gold
Tales from the Chair

All four, all autographed, all going to one lucky winner!

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Maison Chomel

7/4/2025

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March 31, 2025. 60 degrees. Sunny. (4 to 5:30 pm)
 
“You’re the last to arrive, J.P.”

Shocked that my celebrity had been recognized, I retrieved by suitcase from the back of the taxi and rolled up the grinning bald man who stood outside the entrance of my hotel. Maison Chomel is 6 floors (only 5 accessible by the elevator) and 23 extremely comfortable and charming rooms. Matt the manager, as I later learned was his name, knew that I was the last to arrive to the fully booked hotel. How many hotels do you know, where you haven’t even arrived and they already know you  by name. I knew I was going to like this place. If ever I there was a home for me in Paris, this was the place. After some fun chatter with Matt, I rolled my suitcase to the old school elevator (fits two barely) and went up to my room on the fourth floor to unpack.

And what I found was as delightful as I expected. London had gotten me used to small rooms, but Paris seemed to know how to use every inch of space for the comfort of the visitor. The bed, taking up most of the room, was soft and comfortable, the bathroom was a couple of steps away but included a nice shower. There was a small desk for journaling. Shelves of books, both English and French, and drumroll please, a balcony! I immediately threw open the double doors and gladly welcomed the sounds of Paris into my room. I may never leave.
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The hotel itself is in the Babylone District on Rue Chomel and located in the very heart of Paris. It is surrounded by cafes and restaurants, near the famous Bon Marche and, of course the nearby Metro. It is a seventeen-minute walk to the Eiffel Tower and less to Notre Dame and the Jewish Quarter. Oh, yeah. I think I am going to like it here.
It was now after 4pm and I need to get unpacked and get outside to wander around while it was still light. There was so much to see, and I only had a week. Besides, I thought I spotted an outdoor table and seat with my name on it. I took one more look out my balcony and set about unpacking. I was in Paris, and I had things to do.
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