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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.

Now available:

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Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
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“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”

From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde


​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
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From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

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"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
And the book that started it all!

"This book is fun, funny, action-packed, heartfelt, emotional and expertly written. I cannot recommend it enough."

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“Never Give Up. Never Surrender!” Peter Quincy Taggart

2/6/2026

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​This week I received a perfect email from a producer about regarding a screenplay. It was not a bouquet of roses. It was not even a fruit basket. And it definitely was not “clear your calendar, we’re shooting in June.”
What it was was something far rarer in this business than a three-picture deal with Netflix: a thoughtful, encouraging, human response.

I’m not going to get into the particulars of the project or quote the email line by line. If I did, I’d sound like one of those fishermen who swears the trout was “this big.” Let’s just say: the door was not slammed, bolted, or welded shut. It was — pleasantly — left ajar. In Hollywood, that’s basically a parade.

If you’ve spent any time in this business, you know the emotional rhythm: you send something out, you wait, you check your inbox 437 times a day, you convince yourself everyone hates you, then you decide maybe you should just sell shoes at Macy’s.

Then — ping — a note arrives. Not a miracle, not a disaster, but something in between. Something sane. Something respectful. Something that says, “We’re not done with you yet.” That’s not nothing! It’s also not the war. This email didn’t greenlight a movie, change my bank balance, or cause Tom Hanks to suddenly call and ask if I wanted to hang out. But it was a battle — and more importantly, it was a battle that was won. Someone engaged. Someone reconsidered. Someone is willing to look again. That’s forward motion, and in this town, forward motion is like finding a clean bathroom on the 405 at rush hour — shocking, appreciated, and worth celebrating.

Here’s what I’ve learned after too many years in rooms with bad coffee, colder water, and warmer egos: you almost never win big all at once. You win in drips, inches, and occasionally in the form of a kind email. Persistence is not glamorous. It’s less “hero charging the castle” and more “guy stubbornly pushing a stalled car uphill while muttering to himself.” But careers are built on that hill, not on the summit.
So, if you’re out there sending your work into the ether, refreshing your email, and wondering if anyone is actually reading — this is your reminder:

Never give up.
Never surrender!
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