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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling started unexpectedly when he convinced male classmates of his 6th-grade class that Elizabeth Montgomery, the star of Bewitched, was his girlfriend. Since that fateful day, J.P. Linde has worked as an actor in summer-stock productions of  Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope and, thankfully, did not appear nude during any performances of the musical Hair. He was one of the founding members of the Portland, Oregon comedy scene,  establishing the improvisational and sketch comedy group, No Prisoners, and appearing in his own one-person show, Casually Insane. He has worked as a professional stand-up comedian, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network. His musical Wild Space, A Go Go, had its world premiere in Portland at The Embers in 2011.  He has written three novels. His latest,  The Last Argonaut, will be published in 2024 by Pro Se Productions. He co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has worked with some of the leading producers in film and television.
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How to Fiddle While Rome Burns

5/26/2023

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​We are all entitled to an optimistic post every once in a great while. Granted, I don’t have much to base my suspicions on, but, nevertheless, I think it is time we get some sort of smartphone application to stare at while civilization crumbles all around us. It must be colorful, filled with bings, zings, and other hypnotic sounds and sights to keep us all hypnotized, and most of all, it needs to bring our collective intellect down while increasing our social media awareness and overall “likes” by our fellow stupefied friends.
 
While we are at it, let’s bow our heads for a collective moment of silence for the practice of reading. Now that we are in the book-burning and banning stage of this Republic, I think it only fitting that we take a moment to reflect on reading, libraries, literature, thought, and other practices that were once part of our daily routine.
 
Okay, let’s get back to our application. It should have quirky animation, it should take no longer to figure out than the easiest wordle, and, most important, we should be the star of the game. After all, in a world where we only think of ourselves, who better to be the game’s star than none other than us?
 
Short post this week as I am exhausted by events in the world and our country.  But I do promise more big writing news a coming. Big for me anyways. But, for the moment, I will keep the news to ourselves. No need to brag about something when the world could end at any second.
 
And don’t forget to stay positive. 
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May 20th, 2023

5/20/2023

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Hey, what are you listening to?

5/13/2023

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​The best sports movie of this year, or at least the last year, Air. Superbly directed by Ben “Dunkin Doughnuts” Affleck, it features stellar performances by Viola Davis, Jason Bateman, Matt Damon, and Chris Messina. It is a fascinating story, well told.
 
This brings up, how I discovered this freshly minted gem of the new Amazon release. I first heard about it on, the podcast Smartless, featuring Sean Hayes, Jason Bateman, and Will Arnett. This brings us, finally, to the subject of this week's blog. Which I call, hey, what podcasts are you listening to?
 
As always, I have to go first.
 
The aforementioned Smartless is always entertaining, and the episode featuring actor/director Bill Hader is laugh-out-loud funny.
 
You Must Remember This. As far as myself, my daughter, and my wife are concerned, Karina Longworth is a national treasure. With a very distinct style, our host introduces tales of Hollywood that are surprisingly relevant to the times we live in. Join her, won’t you?
 
Deadline Strike Talk with Billy Ray and Todd Garner. Crucial and up-to-date information on what’s at stake for the creative community.
 
WTF with Marc Maron. Been listening for years and will most likely never stop? Why, because these are thoughtful interviews with not only celebrities but with newsmakers, authors, and investigators about topics that matter.
 
Stop Me if I’ve Heard This with hosts Art Krug and Susan Rice is like coming home. Two comics from Portland just sitting around talking about stuff. Always entertaining.  
 
Anything else? Honorable mentions to Batman: The Audio Adventures, Naked Lunch with Somebody Feed Phil host, Phil Rosenthal and David Wild, and James Bonding, Matt Gourley and Matt Mira, along with invited comics, dissect individual James Bond films.
 
Okay, I’ve said my piece. Happy listening!
 
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Writer’s Strike: Week 2. Winners and Losers

5/8/2023

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Well, I believe I called this one. Buckle your seatbelts, writers, it’s going to be a bumpy strike.  This is one of those one-hundred-day-plus affairs. You can sniff the stalemate in the wind. Teamsters are vowing not to cross, SAF/AFTRA members are joining the picket lines in a show of solidarity, and to make matters worse, I swear I beheld a pale horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death, and Hades was following with him.
 
So let’s break it down. Second week. Who has the upper hand, and who is holding a poker hand, notoriously known as fruit salad? 
 
Drum roll, please! 
 
Too early to tell. I can say this. It will be a while before the studios will take a step back. They are attempting to set the rules for the DGA and the SAG negotiations just around the corner. And this is their chance to change how movies are created and, eventually, how they are made. Screenplays written and directed by AI starring computer-generated digital images of Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, and Adrian Zmed.
 
Human Art and endeavor is best served by humans. Do what you can to help. Donate. Get educated. You can listen to a weekly podcast called Strike Talk offered by Deadline Hollywood. 
 
Support all unions. 
 
And don’t hold your breath. This is going to take a while.
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