J.P. Linde
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Screenplays
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Screenplays
J.P. Linde
Writer
Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
Picture
​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.

Coming just in time for Halloween:

Picture
Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
​

“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”
And in November
From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde

​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
Picture
From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

The new novel from J.P. Linde
Picture
"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
What? A Contest? 
Picture
https://a.co/d/gsulDTu
THE GREAT HOLIDAY BOOK GIVEAWAY! 🎉

Win FOUR signed books from the J.P. Linde Pulp Universe!

To celebrate the season (and to give my books something to do besides stare at me from the shelf), I’m giving away signed copies of:
​
The Last Argonaut
Son of Ravage
Fool’s Gold
Tales from the Chair

All four, all autographed, all going to one lucky winner!

⸻

HOW TO ENTER (FREE ENTRY!)

Comment below — that’s it!
Just drop me a comment and say hello.

⸻

DOUBLE YOUR ENTRY (OPTIONAL)

Want two chances to win?

Buy a copy of Tales from the Chair (ebook or paperback)
Then email a screenshot of your receipt to:
[email protected]
Subject line: Bonus Entry – Tales Giveaway

Completely optional — but doubles your odds!

⸻

EXTRA ENTRY (OPTIONAL)

Tag a friend on any of my giveaway posts and tell them why they need some pulp adventure in their life.
Mention your tag in your comment or email, and it counts as another entry.

⸻
 DEADLINE

Entries close: December 19 at 11:59 PM PST
Winner announced: December 20
​

⸻

RULES (THE BORING BUT REQUIRED BIT)
    •    No purchase necessary to win.
    •    Purchases only count as optional bonus entries.
    •    Open to U.S. residents only.
    •    Only comments on this post or entries via jplinde.com count.
    •    Winner chosen at random.
    •    Please avoid bribing the judge with fruitcake.

Picture
Picture
Visionary Talent Agency
Betsy Magee (Agent)
​646-637-6044
[email protected]
Pitch materials are available upon request. Please contact me for access credentials.

One Down and One to Go

9/30/2023

0 Comments

 
Picture
We will not forget what you did for us, and we fully support you as you go into talks this week. We sincerely wish you get everything you need ---All of us
 

0 Comments

News Flash

9/25/2023

0 Comments

 
Picture
There are a lot of people who deserve our thanks. And the best way to thank them is to support our SAG/Aftra brothers and sisters!  

Men of Harlech, march to glory,
Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,
Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,
Hear ye not her call?
At your sloth she seems to wonder;
Rend the sluggish bonds asunder,
Let the war-cry's deaf'ning thunder
Every foe appall.

Echoes loudly waking,
Hill and valley shaking;
'Till the sound spreads wide around,
The Saxon's courage breaking;
Your foes on every side assailing,
Forward press with heart unfailing,
'Till invaders learn with quailing,
Cambria ne'er can yield!

Thou, who noble Cambria wrongest,
Know that freedom's cause is strongest,
Freedom's courage lasts the longest,
Ending but with death!
Freedom countless hosts can scatter,
Freedom stoutest mail can shatter,
Freedom thickest walls can batter,
Fate is in her breath.

See, they now are flying!
Dead are heap'd with dying!
Over might hath triumph'd right,
Our land to foes denying;
Upon their soil we never sought them,
Love of conquest hither brought them,
But this lesson we have taught them,
"Cambria ne'er can yield!"



0 Comments

It's Over?

9/22/2023

0 Comments

 
Picture
​I’m not sure. If it is, the battle between the WGA and the AMPTP has been extended, and everyone, and I mean everyone, is ready to get back to work. Now, let’s get the actors back to work with a deal that works for both parties.
 
If you are a writer, I hope you’ve used this time to do some writing. I know I have. Fool’s Gold is in the final editing stages. And you know what? I am excited. Of course, it all depends on what you all have to say, but I can’t help but feel optimistic. 
 
I do know this: AI could not have done any better!
 
This whole another novel thing was my manager’s idea. I resisted, not ready to commit to at least a  year for writing a novel. Ultimately, the answer to his question was easy. It all came down to, what else do I have going on during this strike? .
 
It’s all a matter of commitment. That’s the hard part. Putting it all on the line with a promise to yourself  that you will buckle down and do the work. Once you do, the rest of it is easy.
 
The story was already a  fully developed screenplay, so at least I had an outline. Then, it all came down to investing the time. Was I willing to dedicate what was required in order  to hammer out a first draft? Well, I was, and in the words of George Bush, “Mission Accomplished!”
 
The plan is to have it ready for preorder by the beginning of November, with sales starting just in time for the holidays in December. 
 
Anyway, I will keep you all posted. 
0 Comments

Update: 6/18/23

9/18/2023

0 Comments

 
As of today, three of the four I mentioned in my last blog, have decided not to go forward with their shows until the strikes have been reverted. They have paid their debt and their pictures have been removed from the site. 
 
Bill, Drew and the cast of The Talk, thank you! 
0 Comments

The New Rogues Gallery

9/15/2023

0 Comments

 
Picture
A VERY SPECIAL BLOG POST
 
In lieu of my usual commentary, I present a very special blog post. I hope you enjoy.
 
THE SCABS
0 Comments

No End in Sight

9/8/2023

0 Comments

 
Picture
​Isn’t this the movie featuring stars George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez locked in a trunk? Nope. It’s the 4-month long catastrophe known as the WGA strike. Although, at this point, it is an inspirational idea. Perhaps we will get some kind of resolution if we lock the two sides in the back of a Honda Civic.
 
In the words of Kirk Douglas from In Harm’s Way, “we got ourselves a real gut-bustin,’ ever-lovin’ Union War.” 
 
I recently attended a mixer of WGA and pre-WGA writers, assistants, and actors.   Where I attempted to break the ice with my Lord of the Rings/picketing analogy. Writers are like the no-nonsense, brooding elves, while the singing/dancing and enthusiastic actors are like the elves (the AMPTP being the Sauron and their offices being the land or Mordor). This writer looked me dead in the eye and said, “You try this shit for over a hundred days and see how you like it.” She then walked away and avoided me for the rest of the night.
 
People are angry and scared. I don’t blame them. My little joke at a mixer and the following quote doesn’t help:
 
“(Writers) kind of believe that you’re owed a living as a writer, and you’re not. This is Show business. This is make-or-miss league.”
 
Exactly the words I expect to hear from an old man, standing in his front yard while children attempt to get their ball back.”
 
I think people on both sides are getting touchy. And with good reason. A person’s livelihood is no joking matter. Like every other problem surrounding us as a nation, this is not a clear-cut black-and-white issue. There’s a hell of a lot of gray in here. People on both sides just have to be smart enough to see it.
0 Comments

What Does Labor Day Mean to You?

9/2/2023

0 Comments

 
Picture
It’s Labor Day Weekend. A time for union picnics, politicking, and reminiscing about the one-time national spokesman for the holiday, a man who needs no further introduction, Mister Telethon himself, Jerry Lewis!  
 
This master of mirth, considered a genius in France, had no shortage of opinions. Too bad, most were sexist, racist, and downright distasteful.
 
So, let’s take a fond look back at some of his more memorable quotes, realizing full well that he was a child abuser (he beat his boys once with a toy snake), a serial fondler (many women in his 60s films have confirmed it, and a cruel miser who left nothing to a longsuffering wife and children.
 
                                                     On His Kids:
 
“What did he get for breakfast? A little Ritalin never hurt any kid.”
 
“Pity? You don’t want to be pitied because you’re a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!”
 
“My kids cannot go into the workplace. There’s nothing they can do.”
 

                                                On J.F.K.
 
“One of the great cuntmen of all time.”
 

                                           On Women Comedians:
 
“Women doing comedy bothers me.”
 

                                         On Stereotypes:
 
“How do Chinese people pick out their names? They hold a silver platter and throw spoons up into the air. When they land – “Ching Chong Ding Dong!!!”
 

                                         On Miami:
 
“Miami sucks. The people here know from nothing. They know shit, and they know fuck, and anything else is out of their league.”
 

                                     And one more for his “kids.”
 
“If you do anything to hurt my kids, I’ll have you killed. Do you understand?”
 

                                 Jerry Lewis: As funny in hell as he was on Earth.
0 Comments

    RSS Feed

    Picture

    Archives

    November 2025
    October 2025
    September 2025
    August 2025
    July 2025
    June 2025
    May 2025
    April 2025
    March 2025
    February 2025
    January 2025
    December 2024
    November 2024
    October 2024
    September 2024
    August 2024
    July 2024
    June 2024
    May 2024
    April 2024
    March 2024
    February 2024
    January 2024
    December 2023
    November 2023
    October 2023
    September 2023
    August 2023
    July 2023
    June 2023
    May 2023
    April 2023
    March 2023
    February 2023
    January 2023
    December 2022
    November 2022
    October 2022
    September 2022
    August 2022
    July 2022
    June 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    March 2022
    February 2022
    January 2022
    December 2021
    November 2021
    October 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Proudly powered by Weebly