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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.
NEWS FLASH: This just in!
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BEST PULP NOVEL NOMINEE 2025
Flights of the Peregrine: The Last Argonaut

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Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
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“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”

From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde


​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
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From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

The new novel from J.P. Linde
"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
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Coming Soon:

NOIR
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 (A feature screenplay in development )
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Betsy Magee (Agent)
​646-637-6044
[email protected]
Pitch materials are available upon request. Please contact me for access credentials.

Pete Kelly’s Blues (“Let  ‘em get Comfortable”)

12/26/2021

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​Okay, so I get obsessed at the drop of a hat. So what? My current obsession happens to be a little, cinematic jewel directed and starring Jack Webb. You remember Jack Webb aka Joe Friday in both incarnations of Dragnet. This undiscovered treasure features quite a cast. Janet Leigh, Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee, Edmond O’ Brien, Andy Devine, and one of my all-time favorites, Lee Marvin and is worth a viewing or two by anyone interested in the performances of those above, the music of the twenties or simply wanting to enjoy a good old fashioned gangster yarn. 
 
When not crusading against underage marijuana or LSD use in the mid 1960s, Webb was often seen drinking bourbon and listening to jazz in his Universal Studio bungalow. His love for the genre is clearly on display here in this well-executed musical drama written by screenwriter Richard L. Breen.  Based on the radio play, also starring Webb, this story is notable for the cinematography, the authentic musical compositions, and the Academy Award nominating performance of Lee.  The usually wooden Webb is a bit looser here and it shows in not only his performance but in a smooth directing style that while like his other work, manages to surpass his other projects.  Hell, you can see his dedication for the project in his trailer. Not sure how it did when it came out, but to my way of thinking it’s a classic.  
 
And that’s just the facts, ma’am.
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Michael Sing-a-Long

12/18/2021

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     Sing and Play along. Do it for Michael.  


D            Am7             D
With his fool's gold stacked up all around him
  D                    Am7          D
From a killing in the market on the war
     A                 G            D          G
The children left King Midas there, as they found him
        D                    Am7                D
In his counting house where nothing counts but more

CHORUS:
        A                    G          D
And he thought he heard the echos of a penny whistle band
         A               G          D
And the laughter from a distant caravan
         A                G              D         G
And the brightly painted line of circus wagons in the sand
  D                 C*        C/B*  C*   D
Fading through the door into summer

 
            D            Am7                 D
With his Travelogues of "maybe next year" 's places
      D              Am7           D
As a trade-in for a name upon the door
        A              G              D        G
And he pays for every year he cannot buy back with his tears
       D                     Am7             D
As he finds out there's been no one keeping score
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Hawkeye Scores

12/11/2021

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Don’t get me wrong, I have seen every film in the Marvel Universe and have enjoyed some more than others. Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok even border on greatness. However, as the stories get bigger and more stars join in on an already impressive line-up, the movies become more like cotton candy, disappearing like wisps of woven sugar shortly after consumption. 
 
Even the latest television offerings on Disney Plus have been, eh, disappointing to say the least. Starting off with the promising, WandaVision and declining with each subsequent incarnation. Thank the stars that Hawkeye arrived in the Big Apple, kids in tow and with a deep yearning to have just to have a normal holiday with his kids before returning home to the Midwest. This series succeeds because it has heart. Not the artificially engineered heart of killing off a beloved character, but by finding an emotion that all of us can identify with and exploiting it in an original and creative way.  I give credit to the writers Katie Mathewson, Tanner Bean and, of course the excellent cast headlined by Jeremy Renner and Haillee Steinfeld. The unique chemistry these two talented actors share will no doubt carry the storyline all the way to a satisfying conclusion.
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Bullseye!
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A New Take on the Bat

12/4/2021

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So, I am a self-confessed podcast junkie. I listen to them all the time and, if you have followed this blog for a while, most likely know my preferred programs of choice. If you were paying attention, you know that I mentioned a few of them last week.  
 
I did happen to stumble across a new one that I think is well worth recommending.
 
Batman: The Audio Adventures is the brainchild of Saturday Night writer Dennis McNicholas. A strange hybrid of 60’s television Batman and the more recent Batman: The Animated series, this is a great holiday gift for all fans of the Caped Crusader.  Writer/Director McNicholas has created a strange hybrid of radio drama, comedy and podcast that is totally original.  Several storylines thread through each episode and include newscasts, commercials and even nightclub acts. Jeffrey Wright is as great as you would expect as Batman and rounding out the cast are an eclectic combination of Saturday Night Live cast members and other television and movie notables. 
 
Notables besides Wright are narrator Chris Parnell and Melissa Villasenor as Robin (Yes, you read it correctly), and Brent Spiner as the Joker.
 
 
There is a downside, if you want more than the first two chapters, you will have to subscribe to HBO Max.  I am sure purists will find something to squabble about. Based on the creator’s intent above, I think they hit the bullseye.
 
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