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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling started unexpectedly when he convinced male classmates of his 6th-grade class that Elizabeth Montgomery, the star of Bewitched, was his girlfriend. Since that fateful day, J.P. Linde has worked as an actor in summer-stock productions of  Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope and, thankfully, did not appear nude during any performances of the musical Hair. He was one of the founding members of the Portland, Oregon comedy scene,  establishing the improvisational and sketch comedy group, No Prisoners, and appearing in his own one-person show, Casually Insane. He has worked as a professional stand-up comedian, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network. His musical Wild Space, A Go Go, had its world premiere in Portland at The Embers in 2011.  He has written three novels. His latest,  The Last Argonaut, will be published in 2024 by Pro Se Productions. He co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has worked with some of the leading producers in film and television.
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Happy Pissgiving

11/28/2020

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​And the posts get shorter, and shorter, and shorter. First, sorry about that but 10 months of quarantine will do that to a guy. How was your Thanksgiving? This year, the Linde’s cooked their bird on the new Traeger smoker. A mixed year of many reasons to feel blessed with still many more reasons to remain pissed off. While we do set time aside every year to talk ponder what we are thankful about, I believe it’s high time we gather around my old website and talk about some of the things that just piss us off. Don’t be shy. Hell, I’ll even start.
 
Pissgiving 2020
 
Top of the list has to be this pandemic. Preventable, no. Foreseeable and then ignored? Most definitely While we’re at it, lets all give piss to those who won’t wear a mask because it infringes on their personal freedoms. These are the very same people who once they have the disease, going on the news and telling everyone how wrong they were so that they will be first in line for a ventilator.
 
Piss off to Republicans who are liars, sycophants and possible traitors. Yes, you heard me, fucking traitors. Supporting one single person for one agenda and ignoring everything else that put the entire country at risk. Special Pissgivings to the skinhead enforcement officials who jumped at the chance to play Nazi stormtrooper and beat the hell out of peaceful protestors, seniors and moms against facism. You all know who I mean
 
Religious hypocrites and My Pillow founders. When I am confronted with a killer disease, I can think of no better person to turn to hucksters and guys who prefer to watch their wives’ fuck the pool boy. It increases my faith in not only the entrepreneurial spirit but the good o’ time religion. What better ace in the hole than predicting the end of the world as we know it if you don’t vote for the orange antichrist. 
 
A very special Piss Off to climate deniers and conspiracy theorists. While Northern California continues to burn to the ground and the number of hurricanes and tornados more than double, some people would still prefer to spend their time worrying about Democratic pedophiles, pizza parlors and lizard people. Believing in lizard people is far easier than the science of global warming.
 
I realize I left out the proud boys, the racists, misogynists, homophobes and a majority of haters. You know who you are. Before the pandemic today used to be small business Saturday. Well, because you all won’t wear a mask and have a desire to fly across the country making a very bad situation worse, I hereby declare this day November 28 to be Pissgiving 2020.
 
Maybe it will be cancelled next year. Somehow, I doubt it.
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