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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.

Coming just in time for Halloween:

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Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
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“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”
And in November
From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde

​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
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From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

The new novel from J.P. Linde
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"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
What? A Contest? 
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THE GREAT HOLIDAY BOOK GIVEAWAY! 🎉

Win FOUR signed books from the J.P. Linde Pulp Universe!

To celebrate the season (and to give my books something to do besides stare at me from the shelf), I’m giving away signed copies of:
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The Last Argonaut
Son of Ravage
Fool’s Gold
Tales from the Chair

All four, all autographed, all going to one lucky winner!

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Just drop me a comment and say hello.

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Buy a copy of Tales from the Chair (ebook or paperback)
Then email a screenshot of your receipt to:
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Subject line: Bonus Entry – Tales Giveaway

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EXTRA ENTRY (OPTIONAL)

Tag a friend on any of my giveaway posts and tell them why they need some pulp adventure in their life.
Mention your tag in your comment or email, and it counts as another entry.

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Entries close: December 19 at 11:59 PM PST
Winner announced: December 20
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RULES (THE BORING BUT REQUIRED BIT)
    •    No purchase necessary to win.
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    •    Please avoid bribing the judge with fruitcake.

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J.P.'s Pandemic Playlist

4/18/2020

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​Music is vital to keeping us sane and connecting us all to something far greater. I wanted to dedicate this week’s post to celebrating some of the music and various artists that have meant so much to me over the decades. Buckle up as we are going to cover a lot of years, the choices diverse as the times when they were recorded. So, kick back and enjoy a snapshot of some of the artists and songs that bring back such great memories and inspire me during this little thing we call the great pandemic of 2020. 
​Photograph (Ringo Starr, written by George Harrison and Ringo Starr) 1973
 
An anthem for the true romantic and no one could bring it to life with more enthusiastic and joyous melancholy than none other than Ringo Starr. This song seems to bridge a transition in my life of no Fab Four to decades of great songwriting and performances from the remaining members.
​I remember to waking up to Birdland by Weather Report virtually every morning for the entire year of 1977. It seemed to be the song of choice for shaking off the cobwebs and getting your day started. The appeal also happened to be universal. Moving to CA and transitioning to a new relationship, the catchy tune became a kind of musical Groundhog Day. To this day I am not able to shake the band’s jazzy influence.
​September (Earth, Wind & Fire) 1978
 
There is a reason this tune is in every geriatric buddy comedy movie over the last decade. How can you not hear it and not remember a day when all you really cared about was the next great party? 
 
​All Over the World (Electric Light Orchestra) 1980
 
In the late seventies, I was introduced to a simple little band that happened to call itself The Electric Light Orchestra. The infusion of strings in rock and roll has always been there but in the case of Jeff Lynne, it was joyously blatant. I was gifted ELO along with a series of other albums and portable stereo by my girlfriend upon moving to Los Angeles. Being in a long-distance relationship, I tended to play the hell out of Telephone Line but the band’s influence in my life never 
​We Got the Beat (Go-Gos) 1980
 
I owned a Mercury Lynx, Seattle Seahawk Edition and purchased it new with absolutely no frills. My friend built me a cassette player that was made from a cardboard box and that sat in the passenger seat. In the rare time that I had a guest passenger, it was relegated to the back seat. That was okay as I never had to change the tape. Beauty and the Beat was on the extended playlist
Putting Out Fire (David Bowie) 1982
 
Well, something had to replace the Beauty and the Beat cassette for top play. This theme from “Cat People” is one of the best title tracks of all time. And nobody could perform something as hauntingly beautiful as this master of rock and roll.
​Neutron Dance (Pointer Sisters) 1983
 
Shelled out over 50 dollars to see the Pointer Sisters in the very early nineties. They blew through their headlining set in in just over 45 minutes, making the ghost of Elvis Presley green with envy. Geez. I miss cocaine.
​Raspberry Beret (Prince and the Revolution) 1985
 
Who knew that Raspberry was spelled with a p? Well, I just did. Anyway, we are now in the smack dab in the glorious. Prince had scored a mega-hit with the movie Purple Rain and was now free to make the top forty charts his bitch. Here was an artist at the top of his game and this song only solidifies this appeal. 
Sleepy Joe’s Café (Bruce Springsteen) 2019
 
I know we’ve jumped several decades but this artist seems to transcend time itself. I have listened to him for over 40 years. I have seen him live and there is not a concert like it. He’s a genius and Sleepy Joe’s Café is just one in hundreds of his songs that I listen to over and over and over. I can think of no better artist than to celebrate the end of my little list then with the troubadour for the common man. Thank you, Bruce!
 
And thank all of you for making this blog one of the highlights of my writing career. Stay safe and remember, we got this! 


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COMING SOON: A review of the book that blew the Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy wide open. Don't miss a review of the book that Oliver Stone referred to as his bible while researching JFK .
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