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J.P. Linde

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1995: AROUND TOWN - KOIN TV (Portland Oregon)
In my brief 3 months as Entertainment Reporter, I won 16 Emmys and three Pulitzer Prizes.

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Just Vote, Damn it!

10/10/2020

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Editors Note: It was bound to happen. But let's face facts. It's either vote this orange piece of shit out now or, God forbid and he does not leave peacefully, go all French Revolution on his ass.

As my burning, all consuming hatred for our current President, Donald J Trump grows like a raging Northern CA wildfire, I feel it is only fitting that I post some of my favorite images of said bastard as a way of celebrating my loathing for this most despicable human being ever to infest our planet. I have utilized all of the following images faithfully, attaching them to tweets directed to the president and are usually accompanied by my sincerest wish that he “fuck off” very soon. I am proud to say that since posting said verses, I’ve not been banned from the Twitterverse and can only assume that a good number of you feel the same way. Posting such wishes with unbridled enthusiasm does, however, carry some degree of risk. But, what the heck. He stays, like the rest of you like minded haters, it’s full on sprint to the nearest border.

Pictured: A rather tame sample of my daily tweets to a tyrant

In closing, he really is a useless bag of racist, orange shit.

Anyway, without further adieu, I present my favorite Presidential Portraits of Donald J. Trump. Who knows they may even end up in his Presidential Library. And, if things go my way, the library will be located in Dannemora Maximum Correctional Facility.

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In 1981, J.P. Linde co-wrote and appeared in a one-man comedy show titled “Casually Insane.” Shortly after, he joined the ranks of stand-up comedy and performed in clubs and colleges throughout the United States and Canada. In 1989, he made his national television debut on “Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.” He wrote the libretto for the musical comedy “Wild Space A Go Go” and co-wrote and co-produced the feature motion picture, “Axe to Grind.” “Son of Ravage” is his second novel.

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