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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.

Coming just in time for Halloween:

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Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
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“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”
And in November
From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde

​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
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From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

The new novel from J.P. Linde
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"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
What? A Contest? 
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THE GREAT HOLIDAY BOOK GIVEAWAY! 🎉

Win FOUR signed books from the J.P. Linde Pulp Universe!

To celebrate the season (and to give my books something to do besides stare at me from the shelf), I’m giving away signed copies of:
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The Last Argonaut
Son of Ravage
Fool’s Gold
Tales from the Chair

All four, all autographed, all going to one lucky winner!

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Just drop me a comment and say hello.

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Buy a copy of Tales from the Chair (ebook or paperback)
Then email a screenshot of your receipt to:
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Tag a friend on any of my giveaway posts and tell them why they need some pulp adventure in their life.
Mention your tag in your comment or email, and it counts as another entry.

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Winner announced: December 20
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    •    Winner chosen at random.
    •    Please avoid bribing the judge with fruitcake.

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Local Hero

1/25/2020

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The highlight of my week was two viewings of the Criterion Blu-Ray edition of Bill Forsyth’s bittersweet comedy Local Hero. I decided a revisit of this classic was in order after a too-long absence of three years and found it even more charming, poignant, and engaging than I remembered. It’s on the list of one of my top movies of all time and I’m not alone. There are legions of fans out there who love this sleeper hit. We may not have our own fan convention, but this is a special little film that is always worth celebrating.
 
“What makes this material really work is the low-key approach of the writer-director, Bill Forsyth, who also made the charming Gregory's Girl and has the patience to let his characters gradually reveal themselves to the camera. He never hurries, and as a result, Local Hero never drags: Nothing is more absorbing than human personalities, developed with love and humor.” 
 
Roger Ebert
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​The film boasts a perfect 100% on Rotten Tomatoes and is counted as one of the best films of the last century. It even made the list of top 100 films to see before you die. There is a reason for all of this love, and it’s definitely worth exploring.  
 
Local Hero could never be made today, at least not by Hollywood. There is no major antagonist (unless of course you count the scoundrel who killed and cooked Trudy), and the pace is best described as leisurely. The characters discover themselves and others in a way that never seems overblown, forced or, god forbid, dramatic. Most of the credit goes to the Scottish Director, Bill Forsyth. Forsyth’s direction is spot on and his screenplay never misses an opportunity to exploit its strengths. Perfect length, perfect build, damn near perfect movie.
 
Producer David Puttnam, now sitting on the Labor Benches in the House of Lords and the Academy Award winning producer for Chariots of Fire, came up with the idea and approached Forsyth. Forsyth ran with it and, in my humble opinion, cinematic history was made. It’s worth noting that Puttnam was hired to run Columbian Studios shortly after Local Hero. The results were a disaster, Puttnam making no friends in Hollywood by announcing that film budgets and star salaries had gotten out of hand. Considering the product coming out now, his thinking was way ahead of his time.
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​This jewel of a film also features one of my favorite movie scores. Almost as sweet and poignant as the movie itself, Mark Knopfler’s first soundtrack won a BAFTA Award nomination for best score and amazingly became almost more popular than the movie itself. The title track, Going Home, is played before every Newcastle United FC home game and is the last song played at every Dire Straits concert to signal the night is over and it’s time for the audience to bugger off.  
​There are some top notch performances in this film from everyone involved. Peiter Riegert (Boon from Animal House) is amazing and Burt Lancaster, as Happer, is nothing short of pure joy. This film may have been made with very little conflict but it more than makes up for it with a hell of a lot of heart. Watch it and it may just make you feel a wee bit better of about yourself and for the whole of mankind.
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​Sadly, a musical stage production of the film is on its way to London. Originally, both Knopfler and Forsyth were involved. It debuted in Scotland last year and is now being prepared for the West End. However, at this writing, Forsyth has been released from the production and will only be involved as a creative consultant. 
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