One Franchise to Rule Them All

J.P. Linde

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1995: AROUND TOWN - KOIN TV (Portland Oregon)
In my brief 3 months as Entertainment Reporter, I won 16 Emmys and three Pulitzer Prizes.

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One Franchise to Rule Them All

2/25/2023

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Warner Brothers announced this week that they will give Tolkien’s beloved Lord of the Rings property the DC treatment this week. What does this mean? You can assume The Rock will not be involved, and we will get some very original filmmaking. You know, like, Shazam and Wonder Woman 1985. Future titles include:

Tom Bombadil (and his yellow boots)

The Dogs of Farmer Maggot

A Cheers-like television situation comedy, The Prancing Pony.

Treebeard vs. Old Man Willow

Young Saruman

Which of course, will lead to a billion-dollar mash-up every five years:

Masters of the Third Age (Treebeard, Farmer Maggots Dog’s, Tom Bombadil (and his boots of yellow), and all the ladies from Eighty for Brady team up to battle young Sauron and the Dunlending wild men.

As you can see, there are endless story possibilities to transform this franchise and turn it into a slot machine.

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In 1981, J.P. Linde co-wrote and appeared in a one-man comedy show titled “Casually Insane.” Shortly after, he joined the ranks of stand-up comedy and performed in clubs and colleges throughout the United States and Canada. In 1989, he made his national television debut on “Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.” He wrote the libretto for the musical comedy “Wild Space A Go Go” and co-wrote and co-produced the feature motion picture, “Axe to Grind.” “Son of Ravage” is his second novel.

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