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J.P. on "STOP ME IF I'VE HEARD THIS" 04/13/20
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1995: AROUND TOWN - KOIN TV (Portland Oregon)
In my brief 3 months as Entertainment Reporter, I won 16 Emmys and three Pulitzer Prizes.
You can now gift the entire J.P. Linde collection of novels and films. “SON OF RAVAGE,” “THE HOLOGRAPHIC DETECTIVE AGENCY” and, of course, the campy horror film classic “AXE TO GRIND.” All three make excellent gifts. And while you’re at it, add a couple of J.P. Linde COMEDY CLUB NETWORK appearances to your digital library. You can find all of my appearances on Amazon Prime at a very affordable price. Give the gift that will keep on giving. Get your J.P. Linde Media Bundle today!

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The Cologuards

7/9/2022

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The Cologuards were a new wave rock and roll fusion band, formed in the early seventies in Gresham Oregon and Mount Hood Community College. The popular band exclusively plays top 40 covers and songs that promote colon health. Band members consist of Glenn “Fingers” Holmes on keyboards, J.P. “Bowels” Linde on Lead Guitar, Daniel “Laser Eyes” Sanders on Bass, and Jerry “The Voice” Lambert on vocals.
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2022 Reunion Tour
 
July 22nd: 8pm. Mercy Wellness Dispensary, Cotati, CA. 
 
July 29th:  8pm. Majestic Skin Experts, South Pasadena, CA
 
August 1st. 7pm. Disney Concert Hall, Los Angeles, CA
 
August 2nd. 8pm. Shasta Festival of the Arts, Redding, CA
 
August 3rd 2pm. Stinker Gas Station (U Serve/U Save) Twin Falls, Idaho
 
August 10th 8pm. Gresham Fred Meyer (Customer Service Desk) Gresham, Oregon.
 
August 13th 2pm. MHCC Student Lounge. Gresham Oregon.
 
August 17-18, 7pm. Pig and Pancake Seaside, Oregon.
 
Tickets available at Ticketmaster and at the door. Dates and Times subject to change. Check out our new album available on all streaming outlets. Join the Cologuard Fan Club.

(Pictured left or right, band founders J.P. Linde and Dan Sanders.

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     ​In 1981, J.P. Linde co-wrote and appeared in a one-man comedy show titled “Casually Insane.”  Shortly after, he joined the ranks of stand-up comedy and performed in clubs and colleges throughout the United States and Canada.  In 1989, he made his national television debut on “Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.”  He wrote the libretto for the musical comedy “Wild Space A Go Go” and co-wrote and co-produced the feature motion picture, “Axe to Grind.”  “Son of Ravage” is his second novel.

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