The Rogues Gallery

This won’t take as long as the My Pillow Guy’s plan to overturn a free and fair election. I must admit, I never once suspected the former crack addict and bedding entrepreneur of plotting to overthrow the government. But, I guess we live in curious times.  Watching a civilized society implode is not for squeamish. It takes a real resolution to count down the days before a newly elected government takes over. And It ain’t over. There is a whole collection of second-string villains, eagerly awaiting their guest star roles for America’s own version of the Adam West Batman.
 
There’s the devious and dastardly Cuck played, of course by the charming and wife watching Roger Stone and his not so youthful ward, The Rev. There’s always the Sycophant Butt Boys, Senator Cruz and Hawley. Always a joy to see how low these ass-killers will go. Mattel from Hell, (Ivanka and Mr. Ivanka) prove to be as dangerous as they are unwilling to let you use on of their toilets. Mr. Moneybags, Lou Dobbs, is a great minion for the throngs of Trump supporters who have to use urinary catheters. And who could forget, the most horrifying of them all, The Cage himself,” Stephen, (I forgot I am Jewish) Hitler, I mean Miller.
 
What’s really sad is I could go on and on and on and on. Kelly Ann Conway, The Shrieking Skull, Steve “The Mnuch” Mnuchin. Well, you see, all warrant villain roles, battling the 60s Caped Crusader. The sad part, half of America would be rooting for the bad guys.
 
Stay safe, Amercia. And I really mean it!