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J.P. Linde
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Thanks for stopping by. This site is a quick look at who I am, what I write, and the worlds I build. Browse around, check out the projects, and make yourself at home — the stories are just getting started.
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​J.P. Linde’s love of storytelling began unexpectedly in the sixth grade, when he convinced his male classmates that Elizabeth Montgomery — yes, the star of Bewitched — was his girlfriend. From that moment on, he’s been spinning stories people actually believe.
He’s performed in summer-stock productions of Our Town, Hot L Baltimore, and The Misanthrope — and, to everyone’s relief, managed to avoid appearing nude in Hair. One of the founding members of Portland, Oregon’s comedy scene, J.P. created the sketch and improv group No Prisoners and later took the stage with his one-person show, Casually Insane. He went on to perform stand-up professionally, making his national television debut on Showtime’s Comedy Club Network.
His original musical, Wild Space A Go Go, premiered in Portland at The Embers in 2011. Since then, he’s written five novels, including his latest, The Last Argonaut, coming soon from Reese Unlimited. On the screen side, he co-wrote the horror cult classic Axe to Grind and has collaborated with some of the top producers in film and television.
The long-awaited follow-up to Son of Ravage arrives fall of 2026!
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Now available:

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Where laughter meets terror, one story at a time.  Tales From the Chair!  The new comedy/horror anthology by J.P. Linde.  
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“Wry, weird, and uncomfortably human. Linde’s chair creaks under the weight of our collective nightmares.”

From Reese Unlimited
The Last Argonaut
by
J,P. Linde


​​When Nazi occultists awaken the vengeful spirit of Medea in their hunt for the Golden Fleece, the battle for world domination leaps from ancient tombs to wartime America. Standing in their way is The Peregrine—Atlanta’s masked avenger—and his daring wife, Evelyn. Together they’ll face dark magic, mystic assassins, and a prophecy written in blood. From the mean  streets of Atlanta to deep below Mount Olympus, The Last Argonaut hurtles through myth and history toward an explosive showdown between gods, monsters, and men—and the one hero destined to stand against them all.
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From J.P. Linde Media and El Dorado Press:

A desperate Wyatt Earp pursues Jack London, a boy, and a
grizzled mountain man in a race for a legendary gold mine


Fool's Gold 

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"Not only is J.P. Linde's FOOL's GOLD a barn burner of a snow western adventure tale, it's also a love story. Linde clearly loves his genre, loves creating within it and loves to keep his readers on the edge of their seat."    Richard Melo (Author of Happy Talk and Jokerman 8).
And the book that started it all!

"This book is fun, funny, action-packed, heartfelt, emotional and expertly written. I cannot recommend it enough."

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Visionary Talent Agency
Betsy Magee (Agent)
​646-637-6044
[email protected]
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This is the part where I’d normally say “fade out.” But in my world, this is where the real stories begin. I’ve got a full slate of screenplays—if you want to take a look, request the password and head to Screenplays.
​Contact details.
anewtypeofhero.blogspot.com

Waiting (Pt pi )

2/4/2023

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I am not good at waiting, especially when a potential deal is at stake. I obsess non-stop, have a hard time sleeping, crave fatty foods and sugary treats, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. We have chatted about it before. How it is essential to be working on other projects, the importance of taking leisurely and relaxing walks, taking on new hobbies such as learning to strum on the guitar. So, with all that being said, what am I personally doing right now as I await word? 
 
I am watching the hairs of my left eyebrow fall out. No shit. It’s an actual thing. People can go bald in the eyebrows. Now, for the record, and to be quite scientific, there are other reasons for male pattern eyebrow baldness. Age (certainly qualify there), autoimmune diseases, skin conditions (maybe), and even stress.
 
Now, before I order some William Shatner for my eyebrows, or go online with the fine people of Hims, let’s get something straight. I love my eyebrows. Currently, I am sporting little blonde, okay white and brown, Hitler mustaches up there, most likely causing quite a stir in my Zoom meetings. 
 
There are a few possible solutions. Here are but a few.
 
Hair extensions for my eyebrows.
 
Eyebrow plugs
 
or...Drawing them on Like Joe Pesci in J.F.K.
 
The answer?
 
Unfortunately, there is none. We chose this path and it is something that if we are lucky enough, we may all have to deal with. You heard me. If someone is considering what you do, consider yourself lucky. Someone (and this is usually a company), is actually thinking of paying you money for something you created out of nothing. 

Or you can go full number 4. It's entirely up to you.
 
 
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