Waiting (Pt pi )

I am not good at waiting, especially when a potential deal is at stake. I obsess non-stop, have a hard time sleeping, crave fatty foods and sugary treats, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. We have chatted about it before. How it is essential to be working on other projects, the importance of taking leisurely and relaxing walks, taking on new hobbies such as learning to strum on the guitar. So, with all that being said, what am I personally doing right now as I await word? 
 
I am watching the hairs of my left eyebrow fall out. No shit. It’s an actual thing. People can go bald in the eyebrows. Now, for the record, and to be quite scientific, there are other reasons for male pattern eyebrow baldness. Age (certainly qualify there), autoimmune diseases, skin conditions (maybe), and even stress.
 
Now, before I order some William Shatner for my eyebrows, or go online with the fine people of Hims, let’s get something straight. I love my eyebrows. Currently, I am sporting little blonde, okay white and brown, Hitler mustaches up there, most likely causing quite a stir in my Zoom meetings. 
 
There are a few possible solutions. Here are but a few.
 
Hair extensions for my eyebrows.
 
Eyebrow plugs
 
or...Drawing them on Like Joe Pesci in J.F.K.
 
The answer?
 
Unfortunately, there is none. We chose this path and it is something that if we are lucky enough, we may all have to deal with. You heard me. If someone is considering what you do, consider yourself lucky. Someone (and this is usually a company), is actually thinking of paying you money for something you created out of nothing. 

Or you can go full number 4. It's entirely up to you.